-- Ever elusive Lord pops up all over Coromandel
Ever the opportunist, God has singled out cyclists for a new recruitment drive.
LABC members competing in the recent K1 and K2 road race reported multiple sightings of the big fella’s second in command, The Holy Ghost.
A source familiar with cycling-themed religious encounters said member reactions were mixed, with angry fist shaking contrasting more conciliatory communion pitched at merciful intervention.
Other members went further, recanting heretical views in the hope that blessed acquiescence would somehow propel them to the finish line faster than under their own Godless steam.
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