Sunday, May 29, 2011

Cycling innovation














-- Nipple string bra flashed at cafe stop; unholy sticking plaster admission; patrons titter

John McK reports:

"Chamois cream is well known to cyclists. It keeps cycling shorts stuck to nether regions, so they, rather than the rider, chafe.

"Other parts of a cyclist's body need such protection. I have used sticking plasters on my nipples in summer. Heat, rain and sweat can be cruel.

"But more recently, in colder weather, I have quietly advocated lashings of lanolin for the aforementioned. It turns puckered to perky.

"Never admit anything like this to McGechie. In particular, do not goad him whilst overtaking with the proclamation "Greased nipples, greased #$%& ... greased lightning!"

"You'll end up with a grease nipple string bra to wear in public whilst at the cafe afterwards. He'd carried it all the way around for the grand presentation.

How sick and pre-meditated is that?"

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Weekend rides and military training















-- Saturday 27/Sunday 28 May

SATURDAY
0730 Mechanics Bay depart for moderately paced Poo-Ponds loop (ETR: 1000)
0630 LABC HQ depart for moderately paced mystery volcano tour (ETR: 0930)

SUNDAY
0600 LABC HQ depart for Hunua/Clevedon loop (ETR: 0930)

In the event of bad weather or disputes regarding the Rules, conduct, results and all other matters relating to weekend rides, the decision of the judge(s) shall be final and no correspondence or discussion shall be entered into.