Monday, November 28, 2011

White powder shocker; lawyer called in














-- Investigators blame mysterious chemical reaction; expensive aftershave under microscope

Catastrophic failure or workshop Charlie - which is worse?

When it comes to handlebars the lesser evil is the evil white powder.

LABC legal counsel Marty T. had some explaining to do when Wallis Cycles removed handlebar tape to reveal what mechanic Stephen Wallis described as the worst erosion he'd ever seen.






























Oxidation - so much that it covered the workshop floor.

What's more, the bars were thin and brittle and, in two places, even holed.

Witnesses wondered aloud about a chemical reaction - cleaning compound, sweat, and tape glue? Aftershave, even?

Dr of Bicycle Engineering Mike P. made a quick assessment:

"Carbon will not deteriorate in that way. When aluminium corrodes (oxidises/rusts) it turns into a white powder. So it's dust to dust stuff you are looking it, not mould. Aluminium is extremely reactive. Pure aluminium on exposure to air, instantly oxidises. Normally that oxidation (Aluminium Oxide) is quite stable, so a very thin layer keeps it shiny and protects the pure Aluminium underneath from oxidising further. It does continue to oxidise, but lacquer or even polish or oil will slow it right down. The reason it has rusted in this case is that the salt in sweat is a catalyst, so it keeps the oxidation right on going. The square hole - I'm picking it is just the incidental shape of a hole-through. Near the centre? Not sure. If a hole it is so bad it's hard to imagine the bars didn't break, or that they stayed straight. And a bit of luck we still have Marty."

Carbon or aluminium bars?

One view is that carbon develops hard to detect stress fractures and one day, BOOM, no hands horror.

Sure, aluminium eventually fails, weakening and bending, but it rarely snaps.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Weekend rides and erection promises














"I'll be gone by lunchtime - that I can promise you."

-- Saturday 26 and Sunday 27 November

SATURDAY
A nice ride around Lake Taupo. Gale force moisterlies never hurt anybody.

Otherwise try 0700 Mechanics Bay depart for gentlemen-paced ride traveling via Pakuranga, Howick, Whitford Gorge and Sandstone, and then the Pooh Ponds.

SUNDAY
Who the hell knows.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Weekend rides and political tea-bagging













"Winston! Kingmaker my arse...Is that your glasses case?"

-- Saturday 19 and Sunday 20 November

SATURDAY

0700 LABC Gentlemen’s division departing Mechanics Bay for Pakuranga, Howick, Whitford Gorge, Sandstone, Airport Loop. Steady pace but with a bit of a punch in the pants around the airport.

SUNDAY

To be advised.

In the event of bad weather or disputes regarding the Rules, conduct, results and all other matters relating to weekend rides, the decision of the judge(s) shall be final and no correspondence or discussion shall be entered into

Monday, November 7, 2011

Weekend rides and golfing handicaps













"What's all the fuss? Some of my best friends are black arseholes."

-- Saturday 12 and Sunday 13 November

SATURDAY
0530 Newmarket (Broadway/Khyber Pass) depart for Eastward Hunua loop. Approx 150km. This will be tough.

0630 Newmarket (Broadway/Khyber Pass) depart for rolling West-Northern route to Helensville via Glen Eden and Waitakere, returning Peak Rd, Kumeu and the cycleway. Approx 140km and 1,048m ascent (per MMR – round Taupo is 1,150m). Pockets of tmepo riding.

0700 Mechanics Bay depart for gentlemen-paced ride traveling via Pakuranga, Howick, Whitford Gorge and Sandstone, and then the Pooh Ponds.

SUNDAY
To be advised.

In the event of bad weather or disputes regarding the Rules, conduct, results and all other matters relating to weekend rides, the decision of the judge(s) shall be final and no correspondence or discussion shall be entered into.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Weekend rides and giants of triathlon



















Fancy a lei? German adult entertainment industry veteran pounds elite field at Exterra World Champs. Spectator loses eye.

-- Saturday 5 and Sunday 6 November

SATURDAY
0630 LABC HQ depart for Hunua, Ararimu, Ramarama via Whitford return via Alfriston and Tuscany. Approx 145km; moderate pace.

0600 Newmarket (Broadway/Khyber Pass) depart for for Butter Chicken, Bethells, Karekare loop. Approx 130km; moderate pace.

0730 Mechanics Bay depart for moderately paced Poo-Ponds.

SUNDAY
Any takers?

In the event of bad weather or disputes regarding the Rules, conduct, results and all other matters relating to weekend rides, the decision of the judge(s) shall be final and no correspondence or discussion shall be entered into.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Clicks and cures

















Clicks can be interesting, writes Dr Bicycle Engineering Mike P.

They invariably foster conversation, comradeship, and at coffee time, tech-talk.

Investigating them can even be useful on a steep hill. But then they quickly move to nuisance, then a bike-brand selection doubt that gets personally discrediting.

A bit later it escalates to irritatingly performance sapping before becoming a right down-hill worry. Especially if you ride a Cannondale.

Then after extensive checking and dismantling to no avail, fucking annoying. Not to mention expensive, time consuming and worst of all, ride-compromising when bike-shopped, especially
for the second or third time.

When clicks are found, they are equally a source of annoyance (Why didn't I think of that?), embarrassment (Oh shit…) and guilt when not disclosing the whole truth to your financial manager.

The problem is, the occurrence of each type is long enough ago from its previous occurrence to be new for the young and forgotten for the infirm.

So here is a head start for your next click-hunt.

There are no doubt a hundred more click-factors, so your contribution is very welcome,
and will be added. Bear in mind though, café forums may be used to extract the required detail.

1. Bottom Bracket bearing/s
A click at the same place in the pedal circle, but otherwise random with respect to its noise level, and pedal load and speed.

Cause: One of the BB30 bearings had a seal failure resulting in some water ingress, micro-corrosion in the bearing race, reduced and contaminated lubricant.

Diagnosis: Remove the chain and spin the pedals. There should be no bearing noise at all. The click while riding translates to a very light smooth hum under no-load rotation.

Cure: New bearings

Who: The good doctor Mike P.

2. Rear Skewer not tight enough

Cause: Can be just not tightened enough of course. But it can also be:
- Skewer lever hitting the frame in the closed position. This can do two click-things:
1. Prevents full lever closure, so not tight on the axle, but the lever will go no further.
2. It stops fractionally from the frame, so can tap it.
- Fancy gram saving titanium skewers. Titanium is comparatively very flexible/ stretchable. Also as after-market products, appear to require a lot of pressure to close due to poor cam design (as opposed to pressure from stretching the skewer as required).
-Dryness of all clamping surfaces (axle ends, drops, inner and outer, skewer cam, contact faces and pivot pin

Diagnosis: Just tighten / grease-smear all contact surfaces and tighten / replace with nothing-fancy Shimano Ultegra steel shaft skewers.

Cure: Postion the closed lever away from the seats stay or chain stay / Learn the tension / Biff

Who: Thompson

3. Front Skewer not tight enough / loose
Loose = more rattle than click

Cause: Forgot to tighten it.

Who: Carter

4. Worn joiner link in chain
SRAM POWER-LOCK connector link found very worn compared to the rest of the chain.

Cause: Joiner life maybe not up to it? Maybe used with previous chains?

Diagnosis: Remove link and look at the wear pattern on the pins (a click = obvious groves).

Cure: Buy some spares. Check whenever the chain is off. Change twice as often as the chain.

Who: Pengelly

5. Rear derailleur bent
Twisted a little so that the bottom jockey wheel did not line up with the chain rings. The click was one of the teeth randomly snagging one side of the chain, slightly gear-combo dependent.

Cause: An off. Derailleur hit.

Diagnosis: Bike on work-stand, pedals spun up: as viewed from behind the bottom pulley should be more or less parallel with the bike vertically and longitudinally, and the chain should pass smoothly through, and appear centered on the chain. The occasional snag, as well as making a click, makes the chain jump a little.

Cure: Grab hold of the lower sprocket: twist /bend progressively until it aligns a little better…. Hope nothing breaks.

Who: Pengelly

6. Frame
Carbon-fibre frame seat tube cracking

Cause: Clydesdale. Possibly. Offs, also possibly. More likely an over-tight front derailleur mount or deficient frame design.

Diagnosis: Front derailleur won't work properly / needs continual adjustment

Cure: New frame / new bike

Who: McGechie

7. Broken spoke
Spokes break, but does that ever cause a click? These days spoke counts are so low and tensions so high that a buckled rim is an instant result, and a dragging brake an instant effect.
Cause: a) wheel being run over by another bike when horizontal on the road. b)Fancy as all hell rims

Diagnosis: You won't miss it. It's and all or nothing thing
(or is it?)

Cure: Be luckier

Who: Pengelly (a.); Hall (b.)

8. Non-LABC / coffee-talk clicks
- Seat post: dry; seat post skewer not tight enough

- Seat rails moving in seat plastic either end

- Spare shoe cleat mounting fasteners (for alternative cleat systems) rattling in shoe base and hidden under the cleat

- Frame lay-up fault: BMC “just clicked”. Found to be the internals in the BB area. No fault apparently. Only clicked with respect to the right pedal. Free frame replacement , but a lot of shop-time finding it.

- Tick or click? The inner cable tail a bit long and bent outwards hitting the right crank arm.