Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Riding through the night
















Follow in the pedal strokes of a legend - ride a Queen Stage, live. Who's keen?

In 2010, LABC member and Dr of Bicycle Engineering Mike Pengelly took Tour de France participation to a whole new level.

Perhaps better known for his pre-breakfast marathons and as the inspiration for Heineken’s experimental sports nutrition programme, Mike’s commendable Stage 17 (Pau - Col du Tourmalet 174km) finishing time of 5:07:44 (incidentally the same time as Lance Armstrong) wasn’t the only thing about his performance stealing thunder from Luxembourg’s fast pedalling stage winner Andy Schleck.

As the peleton rolled out from Pau, sometime around 10pm Thursday evening, New Zealand time, Mike pedalled his rollers into life.

Positioned in his lounge and facing a large television sufficiently cranked up so that Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen drowned the whirr of his rollers, Mike found a comfortable position immediately behind team Radioshack.

His race preparation had gone smoothly – a large water resistant mat would contain his sweat and natural ‘breaks’, and three bottles of Raro were positioned within easy reach. The only complicating factor was his Soigneur, who refused to work past 11:30 p.m. His final pre-race act was nailing hardboard over an internal window to stifle noise coming from his lounge.

Getting down to work, his natural high-cadence style helped him ride to the ebb and flow of the peleton. The hours rolled by and it was only during advertising breaks, as riders radioed team directors, that Mike rose from his saddle, allowing blood to flow back into his nether regions.
Just over five hours later, moments after the Schleck-Contador embrace, Mike crashed, the severe gradient of the Col du Tourmalet disrupting his roller’s gyroscopic forces. However, he quickly remounted, crossing the finishing line behind Radioshack’s Lance Armstrong.

Sometime shortly after 3:00 a.m. Friday, Mike stopped pedalling and dismounted.

The reason for recounting Mike’s epic ride is the opportunity to follow in his pedal strokes.

We’re currently scoping a location, Sky TV hook-up and surround sound to host a bunch of cyclists (and their wind trainers) ready to succumb to the magnetism of Le Tour and go head-to-head with Schleck, Contatdor and co.

Ride a Queen Stage, live.

Who's keen?

Monday, July 4, 2011

Rapha we're not


-- Though they do make rather lovely movies

But I reckon the Waitakeres on a cool winter early morning is tough to beat.

If only I could keep the bloody camera still.

Check it - click here.


Sunday, July 3, 2011

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Weekend rides and monkey business



















-- Saturday 2/Sunday 3

SATURDAY
0730 Mechanics Bay depart for moderately paced Poo-Ponds

OR
0615 Mur de Rarangi bicycle cycling practice and then west to Konini and other places

SUNDAY
0600 LABC HQ depart for Hunua, Jones/Quarry Roads, Clevedon, Twilight return.

OR
Contact MR MCG about a gentle 2-hour ride followed by coffee, croissants, cheese and morning TDF highlights.

In the event of bad weather or disputes regarding the Rules, conduct, results and all other matters relating to weekend rides, the decision of the judge(s) shall be final and no correspondence or discussion shall be entered into.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Weekend rides and wanton exhibitionism















-- Saturday 25/Sunday 26

SATURDAY
It's looking pretty poxy. Even the weather's bad. That said,
a moderately dry Saturday morning window may avail itself to frustrated fair weather riders. Should this transpire join me 0700-0900 on Mur de Rarangi.

Or 0730 Mechanics Bay depart for moderately paced Poo-Ponds

SUNDAY
UPDATED 6:30 p.m. Saturday. Looking wet. Final decision 0700 Sunday. Text me for morning update.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

LABC HQ site relocation



















-- McDonalds car park, Lunn Ave

Our morning departure point is no longer safe.

Nor is our scrambled right-hand turn a good look.

We've discussed several alternatives and following a thorough site assessment (thanks Mike P) and cost-benefit analysis, the McDonalds car park on Lunn Ave has been selected as LABC's new grand departure point.

See you there, under the golden arches.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Weekend rides and wet patches




















-- Saturday 18/Sunday 19


SATURDAY
I give up. Look here. It's bad, man.

SUNDAY
UPDATE: Forecast crappy. Make your own fun.

Um. Visit Saturday evening for updates.

But at this Friday afternoon stage it's not looking promising. Apparently Richie T is riding "regardless".